BASEketball

Comedy, Sports

Trey Parker	Joe Cooper
Matt Stone	Doug Remer
Dian Bachar	Kenny Scolari
Yasmine Bleeth	Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy	Yvette Denslow
Ernest Borgnine	Ted Denslow
Robert Vaughn	Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn	Joey
Bob Costas	Himself
Al Michaels	Himself
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Director	David Zucker
Producer	Robert LoCash; Gil Netter; Cleve Landsberg; David Zucker
Writer	David Zucker; Robert LoCash; Lewis Friedman

A couple of average guys from Milwaukee, Joe Cooper (Trey Parker) and Doug Remer (Matt Stone), become disillusioned with the state of sports today. Instead of watching sports, they begin to play a game in their driveway. The game becomes known as BASEketball, and it catches on very quickly because anyone can play it. With the funding of billionaire Ten Denslow (Ernest Borgnine) and their third team member and friend Kenny “Squeak” Scolari (Dian Bachar), Joe and Doug found the professional sport of BASEketball. Unlike other professional sports in BASEketball everyone player gets paid the same amount and no team can change the city for which it plays. As they become national sports heroes they are faced with the problems of corporate sponsorship and corruption that turned them away from league sports initially, they try to fight back. When the owner of a rival team, Baxter Cain (Robert Vaughn), decides to take matters into his own hands and try to change BASEketball’s cardinal rules, the only people that stand in his way are Joe, Doug, and Kenny.